The so-called "Criterium" International: A LIE!

All that good Karma from this morning is blown, and now I'm pissed.

Why?

I just found out the Criterium International isn't really a crit at all! And they don't let Cat 4's in!

Shit ... in ... my ... cereal. That was my "A" race.

Now I'm totally confused. If a criterium isn't a criterium, then what else is a lie in European racing? Are their quote-unquote time trials really stage races? Are their "stage races" actually Madisons?

Yet another reason to hate those Eurotrash commies.

- JN