Snider And The City

I've noticed that Sex and the City's Sarah Jessica Parker ...


... and Twisted Sister's Dee Snider ...

... have never been seen at the same place at the same time. Coincidence? I think not.

Speaking of which: The Plain Dealer, embarrassingly, has still not led its sports section with a Sex in the City story. A1? Check. Arts & Life? Maybe half a dozen times. Style? Natch. Food? Yes'm.

Why the failure to cover this movie in the sports pages?

Fortunately, there is still time. There are three days left in this week. Serendipidously, the Chicago White Sox are here playing the Cleveland Indians. A "Sox and the City" feature, speculating on which of the girls would shag Tribe players and which would rather get Pale Hosed, is a natural.

- JN